Union Products Goose Outdoor Lawn Statue

The decor piece is also a blank canvas for creativity—namely, adorable costumes and accessories that transform it into a personalized character for your home decor. Porch goose owners are known for going all out, especially around the holidays, with tiny raincoats, Santa robes, itsy-bitsy bikinis, graduation caps, bunny ears, and more. 

On Facebook, groups like The Porch Goose Club of America have amassed hundreds of thousands of members sharing pictures of their latest costumed fowl.

At 23 inches tall, the Union Products porch goose is the perfect size for all the classic accessories, and it’s earned hundreds of five-star reviews for its durability and charm.

Amazon shoppers call it “very good quality,” “too stinking cute,” and a “great value,” with many noting that what started as a joke quickly became a permanent lawn staple. One reviewer even said it “completely elevated” their front- porch game, adding that they “truly can’t imagine” their home without it.  

Porch geese are popping all over town—but they’re also flying off digital shelves fast—so take this as your sign to add a new feathered friend to your setup. And while you’re at it, shop some favorite costumes and accessories below, including a silly bathrobe look, a sweet bee suit, and a complete fishing outfit.